This morning, I tweeted a glib little thing:
But the more I thought about it, the more I thought I wasn’t that far off the mark! Witness:

Jarvis Cocker (of Pulp) in 1996. Could be at any bar, anywhere, this weekend. Then posted on Instagram.
So, that got me to thinking… What other 1990s trends were there that haven’t as yet made a comeback, but might?
A few ideas:
- Girls shaving their heads. We’re halfway there!
- To that end, women once again requesting the “Rachel” at the salon.
- Clunky, clunky Mary Janes. Oh wait, those never went away. For some reason.

Dear girl on the left, you are taking the “no-pants” thing a little too literally & a little too far. Also, girl in the middle, please explain your pants to me.

I really don’t know where to start. Let’s leave out the obvious (TWINSIES), & talk about: a) leather chaps; b) vaguely Aboriginal necklace; c) pink warm-em-ups suits. Discuss.
Okay. We may have already gleaned all the good from the 1990s, you guys. I think it may be time to move on.
Photo sources: 1 * 2 * 3 * 4 * 5 * 6



